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Sir James Joseph Trevor Simpson KBE was a Ugandan politician who served as Minister of Economic Affairs in the first Cabinet of Uganda.
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A tide mill is a water mill driven by tidal rise and fall. A dam with a sluice is created across a suitable tidal inlet, or a section of river estuary is made into a reservoir. As the tide comes in, it enters the mill pond through a one-way gate, and this gate closes automatically when the tide begins to fall. When the tide is low enough, the stored water can be released to turn a water wheel.
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Promyshlenny constituency (No.162) is a Russian legislative constituency in Samara Oblast. Until 2007 the constituency covered northern Samara and its suburbs, however, in 2016 the constituency changed significantly and now it covers parts of Samara and east-central Samara Oblast.
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