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The tarsi or tarsal plates are two comparatively thick, elongated plates of dense connective tissue, about 10Â mm (0.39Â in) in length for the upper eyelid and 5Â mm for the lower eyelid; one is found in each eyelid, and contributes to its form and support. They are located directly above the lid margins. The tarsus has a lower and upper part making up the palpebrae.
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