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The Guane are a South American people that live mainly in the cities of Santander, Bucaramanga and Barichara. A population estimate made by DANE(Departamento Administrativo Nacional de Estadística) in 2005, they are around 812 people in Santander that identify as Guane, with 409 being men and 403 being women.
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